No officer, I don’t have any cocaine under my obviously oversized wig. Why do you ask? Posted bywpengine 16 July 2019 https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/man-arrested-after-trying-to-smuggle-44k-of-cocaine-under-toupee/ar-AAEq2IA?ocid=ob-fb-enca-1553261078894&fbclid=IwAR32Ww0OcHybzOQAiHurmWbvAK_Vlp1m3GVi6hpCL6E93cwyHN4lxw7pBjg