CHAOS AT WALMART – This is why I hang around my local Walmart on Saturday, for the opportunity to hand out my business cards. And then there’s the bowls of mashed potatoes mystery. I’m gonna get the Fox News app.

Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their belligerent dog shoplifted, ran amok in the store.

Source: Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food, police say