WHO’S YOUR LAWYER?? -Top Five Inanimate Objects to Use as Your Lawyer Posted bywpengine 8 June 2015 Leave a comment on WHO’S YOUR LAWYER?? -Top Five Inanimate Objects to Use as Your Lawyer In case you ever need to skip court, here are your “alternatives.” If you can’t afford a real lawyer to take to court with you, here are a few suggestions. I beg to differ however, animal pants are NOT optional. Source: Top Five Inanimate Objects to Use as Your Lawyer